My name is Swartgut

I know that it´s weird to beg for my own life, the feeling its just bizarre and somehow dark, cold and sad. I have lived in the waterworks for so long, maybe since the little delvers that you know as dwarves left the Mines and the green people took it as their home. If you could see those stairs as I see them, I know that you would be wonder by their beauty and perfection, long stairs filled with plants, cold and wet rock worked in the most of the perfect ways of masonary... Waterworks its my home.

I know that recently you have been walking around, helping the old owners of this place to control it again, fighting against the small green people and the ugly filthy orcs covered with fungus and nasty goo in all their body. I heard many of you falling from the well that cames from the top of the unreachable ceiling for me and many others running around mounted in some fluffly creatures that says "beeee" each time you takes them out from nowhere.

Proud warrior, I can see that, that seeks for a good fight and something archieve the most of merits while many others meets the ultimate end under their enemies. Yet, they you are here, again, back and healthy, ready for more action, ready just for more.

For some reason, which I can´t understand, I know that you all seek species like me, with the same Avatar protrait style just to claim special treasures and, know this fellows outsiders, I have never offered much of a resistance as you has never hunted me more than once. 

Like this Minnie, Varsalla, she only hunted me once...

And trust me, I do really appreciate it and I would love to keep it in that way. Yet, I need to ask you all something.

But please hear my plea... This madness needs to be stopped eventually...

There´s a hunter, under the name of Khas, that has become my bane, my sworn enemy, I´m not so sure if she is trying to make me quit the game or if its just bad luck, yet, I know that there´s no chance to get THIS bad luck at all. Since she has entered in my lands, in the waterworks, there´s no day that I meet her and, obviously, I get killed by her. Please, make this madness stop! I beg you!

Hunting me while I was doing my nocturnal stair excercise!

While I was hanging with friends!

I even asked her to stop but she ignored me!

And like this, there are many other moments that I had to hide in many others paces and no matter what, no matter where, she always finds me... Guys, I´m not joking, this madness needs to stop! I`m running out of Mithril flakes and, lately those are not that easily to find! I will give one thousand flakes, all that I have lefts since I had at least ten times more... Make her to leave the mines... I would even fight for you against the goblins and orcs, even witht he evil toads and the balrog! But please, please, ask her to leave me alone.

Even in the mountains! and I tought that this time she was going to forgive me
since she have almost all my flakes!

But she decided to kill me anyways! ITS NOT FAIR!

What do you want from me woman?! I gave you everything! MITHRIL! I GAVE YOU MITHRIL!! LEAVE. ME. ALONE!

I´m not asking you all to kill her, I´m not even asking you to tie her in some column at the 21ª Hall and let her to rot alone... I´m just asking you to take her OUT OF MORIA for a change! Lorien its waiting! even Mirkwood! Does she knows that ISENGARD its playable?! Please, do it not only for me but for all those alts that needs Mithril flakes! think in the children! in all those alts! in your alts! take her out of Moria before I quit the game forever!

Thanks for your time, and thanks for your help.

Atte.

Swargut.